Férias

Nesse período estranho entre o natal e o fim-de-ano, é fácil perder de vista as coisas mais importantes, como esse texto de dezembro do McSweeney's: YOUR BEST FRIEND IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU.

Só um trechinho:

I'm so glad you met me for drinks in this funky downtown watering hole that plays well-known contemporary hip-hop songs. By the way, mazel tov on your promotion at that chic company you work for, girlfriend—a round of sake on me! Boy, as a wisecracking half-Japanese, half-black Jewish woman, I love being a nonthreatening "ethnic" blend, because I get to order exotic foods and say all these trailer-worthy one-liners.