Horóscopo

O único horóscopo que vale a pena ler é o do The Onion:

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Don't let other people influence your future. That's what a vague and arbitrary set of cosmic indicators is for

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Your passionate lovemaking will wake up the neighbors this week, making it a lot harder for you to have sex with them.